I can't believe no one guessed what had happened to me with all the scratches. Actually I thought Kaz might come on here and guess, just because she knows!! HEHEHE
Well the reason that I had a black eye with scratches around it and also scratches on my neck, was because my Mum called me early that Saturday morning and told me that she believed my beloved cat Psycho Sammie had been hit by a car. I f**king s**t myself!! So she got in touch with the vet and we had to take him there at 8.30am.
We didn't have a cat cage, so I had to go over to Mum's and hold him the whole way to the vet. Now Psycho Sammie is not very fond of the car. Actually come to think of it, he f**king hates the car!! But he was an excellent little boy and just sat on his Mummy's lap, maybe because I think he was in so much pain.
We got him to the vet and Mum dropped me off at the front door. I made it into the vet and the receptionist put me into the room where they were going to check him out. The moment that we walked in there, he went f**king psycho on me!! He lept out of my arms and because I was holding onto him so tightly, he let his claws out.
So people, this is how you get a black eye with scratches and scratches on your neck, from not having a cat cage!! Oh and then the vet says to me, you should have put him in a pillow case!! Hello..... he was in huge f**king pain, I wasn't doing that to my other baby!!
Anyway he wasn't hit by a car, he had been in a fight with another cat and the vet believes that Psycho Sammie is actually the submissive cat and will just lay on his back when he sees this other cat.
So poor Psycho got banned from going outside for a few days and now he is very wary about going outside.
So there is the Psycho Sammie's Vet Adventure!! :-)
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Poor old Psycho!
I had a cat called Smudger once, and she managed to get a tick on her paw which needed to be taken off.
I had no money to take her to the vet so it was going to be the old hot match and tweezer removal.
We couldn't get her to keep still whilst we did it as she was NOT a touchy feely cat...so.... my friend Karen suggested that we calmed her down by putting a sock over her head. Yes, sounds crazy now, but for some reason it sounded sensible at the time. So, a black sock went over her head leaving her looking like a mutant worm.
Smudge took exception to this indignity, flew at me in a blind panic, nearly took all the skin of my face and ran (I swear) vertically up a wall, across the ceiling and out through the window. She then hurtled head first into a tree, climbed it like a thing posessed and subsequently whilst trying to remove the sock fell off and into a garden bin.
We rushed over to find her whizzing around in the bin like it was a Kenwood chef. She eventually calmed down and we removed the sock, she was then so bloody subdued that we managed to get the tick off and let her back outside. She was not a happy kitty and found a tree opposite the house and sat with her back to us for two solid days.
Me and Karen later recovered from the scratches, side splitting and worry that the RSPCA were going to come and take us to jail.
Oh, but it WAS funny!
A sock over her head, no wonder she went flying out the window!! LOL You always know how to crack me up!!
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