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Thursday, April 22, 2010
She's Back
Yeah I know it has been a while since I posted a blog, but so many things have happened and I just haven't had a chance to keep up with it.
But guess what!! Norty fucking Nessy is back!! LOL
Look out blogging world, here I come!!
But guess what!! Norty fucking Nessy is back!! LOL
Look out blogging world, here I come!!
Friday, July 24, 2009
New Website
Found this new website the other day and am gonna give it a bit of a crack. It is called elance.com. The idea behind it is that you go and create a profile and people who wants jobs done, like IT work or typing, can come and find your skills and hire you to do work over the internet!! Don't know if it really does work yet, but gonna give it a bit of a crack and see how it goes. Will keep you updated if I get any extra work.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
It's Not Fair - Lily Allen
I love this song!!! It cracks me up!!!
Oh he treats me with respect
He says he loves me all the time
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
Its such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shameI look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
More Weird News
Allahmanamjad Barbel, 21, sought help in February at the police station in Barnstable, Mass., after his sister playfully put handcuffs on him at a birthday party and couldn't get them off. Police removed them and then, after running his name through the computer, discovered several outstanding warrants and immediately re-cuffed him. [Cape Cod Times, 2-11-09]
Weird Biology
"Reproduction is no fun if you're a squid," said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the insemination process especially traumatic. Sperm deposits can be extensive and burdensome to the female and are delivered by the reckless slashing of the skin by the male. In fact, according to a December report in Germany's Der Spiegel, in the darkness the male sometimes misses the female altogether and inseminates himself. [Spiegel Online, 12-23-08]
"Reproduction is no fun if you're a squid," said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the insemination process especially traumatic. Sperm deposits can be extensive and burdensome to the female and are delivered by the reckless slashing of the skin by the male. In fact, according to a December report in Germany's Der Spiegel, in the darkness the male sometimes misses the female altogether and inseminates himself. [Spiegel Online, 12-23-08]
"Glad that I am not a squid that is for sure!!"
Recurring Themes: In February, David Hampton, 23, was charged in Charlotte County, Fla., with robbing a BP gas station and became the latest such robber to run out of gas in his getaway car even though minutes earlier, obviously, he had been present at a gas station. [WWSB-TV (Sarasota), 2-9-09]
Paul Sanchez, 67, an "occasional" golfer, filed a lawsuit in Brentwood, N.H., in February against the Candia Woods Golf Links for a 2006 incident in which his approach shot hit a yard marker in the fairway, bounced back, and struck him in the eye. Sanchez claimed the course owners were negligent in placing the sign in the fairway and also should have warned him that balls would bounce off of it. [Manchester Union Leader, 2-4-09]
Monday, August 18, 2008
HUGE NEWS!!!
Well I have big news!!! Actually it is f**king massive news!! :-)
Drum roll please!! :-)
Nortynessy will be flying out of Australia near the end of March and heading to Houston, Texas, USA for almost 2 weeks. F**k I am excited!! I can not wait!! I have a bit over 7 months and I will be flying out. I am going to be with my mate Rach and a heap of others so it is going to be just one big pi** up for nortynessy!! :-)
Only bad thing that has happened lately is my passport application got rejected and it was because the guy that I work with has a different address on his licence and his electoral roll. Man I was pi**ed off when I got the letter for the passport place. But I have 21 days to get someone else to do it for me. Just gotta go and find the photos again!!
So I am one f**king excited nortynessy. So there is my huge f**king news!! :-)
Drum roll please!! :-)
Nortynessy will be flying out of Australia near the end of March and heading to Houston, Texas, USA for almost 2 weeks. F**k I am excited!! I can not wait!! I have a bit over 7 months and I will be flying out. I am going to be with my mate Rach and a heap of others so it is going to be just one big pi** up for nortynessy!! :-)
Only bad thing that has happened lately is my passport application got rejected and it was because the guy that I work with has a different address on his licence and his electoral roll. Man I was pi**ed off when I got the letter for the passport place. But I have 21 days to get someone else to do it for me. Just gotta go and find the photos again!!
So I am one f**king excited nortynessy. So there is my huge f**king news!! :-)
Monday, June 30, 2008
More Weird News!!
Car dealer Walter Moore of Max Motors in Butler, Mo. (an hour south of Kansas City), announced in May a free premium to every car purchaser: either $250 worth of gasoline or a gift certificate for a handgun. He told KMBC-TV that 80 percent of customers choose the gun. [KMBC-TV (Kansas City), 5-20-08]
Cardiologists at Hartford (Conn.) Hospital, writing in the June Annals of Emergency Medicine, described a patient suffering from irregular heartbeat whose rhythm was restored to normal following a Tasering by police. [Medical News Today, 5-28-08] (And who would have thought that tasering could come in handy!!! LOL)
Cardiologists at Hartford (Conn.) Hospital, writing in the June Annals of Emergency Medicine, described a patient suffering from irregular heartbeat whose rhythm was restored to normal following a Tasering by police. [Medical News Today, 5-28-08] (And who would have thought that tasering could come in handy!!! LOL)
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Races Today
Well my Mum has scored some free tickets to the races today, so that looks like where I will be. :-) Plus I am getting free drinks!! You gotta f**king love that!! And I don't even think I am going to drink Jack today. I am feeling like it is a champagne and OJ day!! LOL
We went shopping on Thursday night and my Mum bought me a really awesome outfit for the races!! She went crazy with the spending, but I was loving it because she was spending on me!!! Will definitely post pictures from today, I am going to get s**t faced!! LMAO!!
We went shopping on Thursday night and my Mum bought me a really awesome outfit for the races!! She went crazy with the spending, but I was loving it because she was spending on me!!! Will definitely post pictures from today, I am going to get s**t faced!! LMAO!!
Monday, June 9, 2008
Afternoon Tea
Well the girls in my block of units decided that we were going to be ladies this afternoon and we were going to an "afternoon tea". F**k me dead!! I ain't no f**king lady!! Actually I can be a lady when the time is called for, although I don't like doing it!! So anyway we all had a really nice time just sitting around and talking and eating lots of yummy food!!!
Here are some pics from this afternoon.
It's Been A While Lyrics
It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high and it's been a while
Since I first saw you
It's been a while since i could stand on my own two feet again
and it's been a while since i could call you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means
It's been a while
since i could say that i wasn't addicted and
It's been a while
Since I could say I love myself as well and
It's been a while
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like i always do
It's been a while
But all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again
Why must i feel this way?
just make this go away
just one more peaceful day
Its been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight and it's been awhile
since i said i'm sorry
It's been awhile
Since I've seen the way the candles light your face
It's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
I know it's me i cannot blame this on my father
he did the best he could for me
It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high and
it's been a while since i said i'm sorry
Since I could hold my head up high and it's been a while
Since I first saw you
It's been a while since i could stand on my own two feet again
and it's been a while since i could call you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means
It's been a while
since i could say that i wasn't addicted and
It's been a while
Since I could say I love myself as well and
It's been a while
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like i always do
It's been a while
But all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again
Why must i feel this way?
just make this go away
just one more peaceful day
Its been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight and it's been awhile
since i said i'm sorry
It's been awhile
Since I've seen the way the candles light your face
It's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
I know it's me i cannot blame this on my father
he did the best he could for me
It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high and
it's been a while since i said i'm sorry
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Baby Bro Was Home!!!
Oh my f**king god!! It was so good to see my baby brother!! I f**king cried the moment that I saw him!! I have really missed him or it may have just been me being a little bit hormonal!!
Keith & his beer.
We had a little fire....
We had a really nice time, we got to spend the whole weekend together and I didn't have Princess Madds, so I didn't need to worry about her and we got to play up!!!
And fuck did we play up!! I was too smashed to take photos!! I have a couple of me on Saturday morning and I look a bit how you going, but I overcome that by going to the Union Hotel for 10.30am Jack Daniels and cokes!! It certainly woke me up and I got to watch all the people pass. They must have thought that we were all f**king huge pissheads, but hey I was thirsty, Keith was thirsty and we didn't want to have to wait in a hairdressers whilst my brother got his f**king hair cut!!
So here are a few pics from the weekend. Oh and my bro and Keith followed us to Young this afternoon, so that he was able to surprise Princess Madds as she was devastated that she was missing out on seeing him for the weekend.
Keith & his beer.
We had a little fire....
Bro and I (notice the JD shirt... It came all the way from Texas!! Love ya Rach!!)
Me and baby bro again.
Our drinks at 10.30am. :-)
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Sad Day!!
Today has been a bit of a sad day for me. It was 11 years ago that my Pop passed away. It f**king (sorry Pop!!) devastated our whole family when we lost him. It does not feel that long ago, that I was a 17 year old on my P plates having to drive my inconsolable Mum from Canberra to Wagga. That was one day that I will never forget. I knew something had happened, because both my brother and I had skipped school and gone to my best mate Les' place to hang out. At 11.10am we went down to Calwell shopping centre to get something to eat. At 11.15am, I had the god awful feeling and thought that there was no way I could eat. Later on I would find out that was the exact minute that my Pop left this earth. Maybe it was his way of telling me that he was gone.
My life has not been the same since my Pop or my Uncle Eugene left us. In ways, I feel like alot of things in my life went down hill since then. It was like two out of the four men that I actually trust in this world had left me. I now only have my Dad and my brother there to trust and protect me.
I f**king hate death!! I f**king hate it!! I f**king hate having no control over s**t like that!!
Alright I am going to finish this as I can see it just getting worse. Sorry for the morbid mood, just not f**king happy at all.
Tomorrow is a new day and hopefully it will all be good when I get that cuddle that I want. :-)
My life has not been the same since my Pop or my Uncle Eugene left us. In ways, I feel like alot of things in my life went down hill since then. It was like two out of the four men that I actually trust in this world had left me. I now only have my Dad and my brother there to trust and protect me.
I f**king hate death!! I f**king hate it!! I f**king hate having no control over s**t like that!!
Alright I am going to finish this as I can see it just getting worse. Sorry for the morbid mood, just not f**king happy at all.
Tomorrow is a new day and hopefully it will all be good when I get that cuddle that I want. :-)
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Special Ones - George
Isn't it funny how you never really screamed at my face,
but your anger so unspoken and unchannelled
permeates my essence to the point where I,
Don't want to see you hear you,
be anywhere near you,
you probably think I'm threatened by you
but your illusionary power doesn't threaten me,
Actually I think it's kind of funny that you create an illusion that is a mirror,
I don't appreciate you and I know that that surprises you
I suppose you see that those who follow their heart always win,
those with integrity have won the match before it's begun
So rather than being kicked around,
I'm going to kick you to the curb
So rather than being pushed around,
I'm going to push you away first
So rather than trying to protect you,
I'm going to cover my bases first
So rather than trying to open my heart,
I'm going to lock it with a key
So that only the special ones,
so that only the special ones,
can ever get through to me
Some can see beyond the barrier of threshold whereas others can't see beyond their sculptured mould,
you could offer me nothing,
you could offer me nothing that I need
Do you think I'm asking too much?
A kind of respect and trust that shouldn't even be questioned,
how can I open my heart with dishonesty sitting next to me?
I've honoured your honour to the point of embarrassment,
but innocence in the hands of the guilt-free is kicked to,
is kicked to the curb
I was ashamed of my innocence,
I was ashamed of my innocence but now with clarity
I see that your bullshit is just not worthy of me
So rather than being kicked around,
I'm going to kick you to the curb
So rather than being pushed around,
I'm going to push you away first
So rather than trying to protect you,
I'm going to cover my bases first
So rather than trying to open my heart,
I'm going to lock it with a key
So that only the special ones,
so that only the special ones,
can ever get through to me
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
This is not worthy of me
and now with clarity I see
that I can walk away,
I can walk away
but your anger so unspoken and unchannelled
permeates my essence to the point where I,
Don't want to see you hear you,
be anywhere near you,
you probably think I'm threatened by you
but your illusionary power doesn't threaten me,
Actually I think it's kind of funny that you create an illusion that is a mirror,
I don't appreciate you and I know that that surprises you
I suppose you see that those who follow their heart always win,
those with integrity have won the match before it's begun
So rather than being kicked around,
I'm going to kick you to the curb
So rather than being pushed around,
I'm going to push you away first
So rather than trying to protect you,
I'm going to cover my bases first
So rather than trying to open my heart,
I'm going to lock it with a key
So that only the special ones,
so that only the special ones,
can ever get through to me
Some can see beyond the barrier of threshold whereas others can't see beyond their sculptured mould,
you could offer me nothing,
you could offer me nothing that I need
Do you think I'm asking too much?
A kind of respect and trust that shouldn't even be questioned,
how can I open my heart with dishonesty sitting next to me?
I've honoured your honour to the point of embarrassment,
but innocence in the hands of the guilt-free is kicked to,
is kicked to the curb
I was ashamed of my innocence,
I was ashamed of my innocence but now with clarity
I see that your bullshit is just not worthy of me
So rather than being kicked around,
I'm going to kick you to the curb
So rather than being pushed around,
I'm going to push you away first
So rather than trying to protect you,
I'm going to cover my bases first
So rather than trying to open my heart,
I'm going to lock it with a key
So that only the special ones,
so that only the special ones,
can ever get through to me
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
I don't want to be angry.
This is not worthy of me
and now with clarity I see
that I can walk away,
I can walk away
I Am Going To Cry!!
I am so going to cry!!! My Stuie is not coming home now for the weekend. I am f**king devastated!! He just called me and is unable to come down!!! F**k I was near crying on the phone!!
Stu, I am sorry for being so upset, but you know that it is because I love you so f**king much!! And I have missed you f**king terribly since you moved. It is like you took part of my heart with you, when you moved. Chin up Stu, I might be up there in 2 weeks, so hopefully we can party then, if I am feeling up to it.
It will still be a good weekend, Chris is still coming down and Stu's sister is coming round for drinks, so Stu, you will be there in spirit!!
F**k I am still going to record that video for you when I am pissed!!
Love ya Stu!!!
Stu, I am sorry for being so upset, but you know that it is because I love you so f**king much!! And I have missed you f**king terribly since you moved. It is like you took part of my heart with you, when you moved. Chin up Stu, I might be up there in 2 weeks, so hopefully we can party then, if I am feeling up to it.
It will still be a good weekend, Chris is still coming down and Stu's sister is coming round for drinks, so Stu, you will be there in spirit!!
F**k I am still going to record that video for you when I am pissed!!
Love ya Stu!!!
Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.
Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.
It was not clear how the situation arose.
Click Here For Full Article
Note: I want to know what the f**k this bloke was thinking when he put 16 f**king washers on his c**k?? I must admit that I was crying from laughter when I read this article!!! :-) It gave me some entertainment for the day!!
Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.
It was not clear how the situation arose.
Click Here For Full Article
Note: I want to know what the f**k this bloke was thinking when he put 16 f**king washers on his c**k?? I must admit that I was crying from laughter when I read this article!!! :-) It gave me some entertainment for the day!!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Feeling Great!!
I am feeling bloody awesome today!! First of all my baby bro is coming home, my Stuie is coming home on the weekend and other things in my life are really starting to look up!!
Plus I have more f**king awesome news!! My mate Rach, is going to be in Oz from the 27th of December to the 6th of January!! F**k I am so f**king excited!! I near wet myself the other night when she told me that they had booked their tickets. Rach I think you need to email me copies of the tickets, so I can stop pinching myself and know that it is real!! LMFAO!!
I am sad about one thing though and that is the fact that my best mate is going through a really rough patch at the moment and I don't know how the f**k to fix things for her. I don't know what I can do to make things better for her, my hands are pretty much tied and I hate feeling helpless!! It is one emotion that I don't deal with very well at all. I am trying my best to do what I can to make her feel better and it is hard being where I am and she is not here with me. I wish she was here just so I could give her a huge f**king hug!!
Anyway that is about it from me for today with all of my news!! I don't think that I can handle anymore excitement after the past few days!! :-)
Plus I have more f**king awesome news!! My mate Rach, is going to be in Oz from the 27th of December to the 6th of January!! F**k I am so f**king excited!! I near wet myself the other night when she told me that they had booked their tickets. Rach I think you need to email me copies of the tickets, so I can stop pinching myself and know that it is real!! LMFAO!!
I am sad about one thing though and that is the fact that my best mate is going through a really rough patch at the moment and I don't know how the f**k to fix things for her. I don't know what I can do to make things better for her, my hands are pretty much tied and I hate feeling helpless!! It is one emotion that I don't deal with very well at all. I am trying my best to do what I can to make her feel better and it is hard being where I am and she is not here with me. I wish she was here just so I could give her a huge f**king hug!!
Anyway that is about it from me for today with all of my news!! I don't think that I can handle anymore excitement after the past few days!! :-)
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