I think I may have done something really f**king crazy!! (Actually come to think about it, I am always doing something either crazy or stupid!! LOL)
I decided last week that I wanted to dye my hair blonde. F**k knows why I decided to buy this hair dye. Princess Madds and Matt saw the hair dye the other night and they were at me to dye my hair. Well here I am after one of my crazy f**king ideas and am dying my hair blonde!! I am going to blame Trevor if my hair turns out shit!! (HAHA, thought you would like that one Matt!!)
I was a blonde for a couple of years and now I am going back to it. It won't be a bright blonde, don't think that I could ever do bright blonde, but I am going to be blonde!! F**k me!! It is a bit scary, because I am not too sure how it is going to turn out.
But anyway, once I have done it and it is dried and straightened, I will post a picture of what a blonde Norty Nessy looks like. Who knows the colour may not even work and I might still be a brunette!! :-)
It's Not Fair - Lily Allen
Monday, December 31, 2007
New Years Eve Plans
Well it is almost 2008!! Wow this past year has really flown by. It only felt like yesterday that I was in Sydney with Karen on New Years Eve!! (If only I hadn't felt like s**t, then maybe I would have been up to celebrating!!) But this year I plan on making up for it and going all out and knowing me, wiping myself out!! I guess I wouldn't have it any other way!! LOL
So Norty Nessy is going to the RSL Club tonight and plans on consuming as much Jack Daniels as she can handle!! Actually it is probably going to be more than I can handle, because that happens every time that Jack and I have a rather big talk. Yes, I am sure that I will be suffering from a severe hangover tomorrow, but I am prepared!! I have a couple of Jack cans in the fridge, waiting for the hair of a dog!! Hopefully that will make me feel a bit better tomorrow!! LOL Either that or I am going to be spewing my f**king guts up!! LOL
I am planning on wearing a mini denim skirt out tonight and lets just hope that Norty Nessy doesn't end up falling over the gutter (or sleeping in the gutter for that matter!!) and showing everyone what she shouldn't be showing them. (Thanks Bel for letting me know that my skirt was very short, after we bought it!! HAHA).
Anyway I hope that everyone has a awesome New Years Eve and doesn't stay f**king sober!! LOL
Have a good one!!
So Norty Nessy is going to the RSL Club tonight and plans on consuming as much Jack Daniels as she can handle!! Actually it is probably going to be more than I can handle, because that happens every time that Jack and I have a rather big talk. Yes, I am sure that I will be suffering from a severe hangover tomorrow, but I am prepared!! I have a couple of Jack cans in the fridge, waiting for the hair of a dog!! Hopefully that will make me feel a bit better tomorrow!! LOL Either that or I am going to be spewing my f**king guts up!! LOL
I am planning on wearing a mini denim skirt out tonight and lets just hope that Norty Nessy doesn't end up falling over the gutter (or sleeping in the gutter for that matter!!) and showing everyone what she shouldn't be showing them. (Thanks Bel for letting me know that my skirt was very short, after we bought it!! HAHA).
Anyway I hope that everyone has a awesome New Years Eve and doesn't stay f**king sober!! LOL
Have a good one!!
Sunday, December 30, 2007
More weird s**t!!
Dr. Paul Schum, 50, the principal of the Catholic Bethlehem High School in Bardstown, Ky., was arrested in October on prostitution-related charges after he was discovered loitering in an alley, dressed as a woman, in leather and fishnet stockings and with fake breasts. A local priest, presumably intending to help Dr. Schum, said dressing as a woman didn't sound like something Schum would be involved in, "(b)ut again, we're in the Halloween season." (Dr. Schum eventually resigned, and the prosecutor chose to drop the charge.) [WAVE-TV (Louisville), 10-31-07, 12-20-07]
Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century. [Edmonton Sun, 11-23-07]
Failed to Master the Art of the Getaway: (1) Robert Hickey Jr., running from a Hamilton County (Tenn.) sheriff's deputy in October, dashed into nearby woods, fell into a well and had to be rescued. [Chattanoogan, 10-30-07]
A suspect in car break-ins, running from Miccosukee Indian Reservation police near Miami in November, dove into a retention pond but apparently failed to notice a "Live Alligator" sign, and was killed by "Poncho," a gator well-known to locals. [WPLG-TV (Miami), 11-13-07]
Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century. [Edmonton Sun, 11-23-07]
Failed to Master the Art of the Getaway: (1) Robert Hickey Jr., running from a Hamilton County (Tenn.) sheriff's deputy in October, dashed into nearby woods, fell into a well and had to be rescued. [Chattanoogan, 10-30-07]
A suspect in car break-ins, running from Miccosukee Indian Reservation police near Miami in November, dove into a retention pond but apparently failed to notice a "Live Alligator" sign, and was killed by "Poncho," a gator well-known to locals. [WPLG-TV (Miami), 11-13-07]
Burrinjuck Dam
Princess Madds and I were invited to go waterskiing yesterday out at Burrinjuck Dam, with Matt and his family. So we decided to go and we had so much fun!! It was good, because it was a day that I was dreading and going up there really took my mind off everything.

We left home at about 9.30am and by the time that we got to Gundagai, I needed Matt to stop so that I could get some Jack cans!! It was after 10am, and the pubs were opened, so I figured it was o.k. to start drinking!! LOL
We got there at about 11am and from the moment that we got there, I started to burn. But that didn't make me put on any suncream. I lathered Princess Madds in it, and she didn't really get burnt at all. But I looked a bit red, by the time that I got home.
Princess Madds had a go on the biscuit and she had a great time with Matt. There are a couple of pics of them on the biscuit together. Then it was time for me to have a go on the biscuit. I haven't had a go on one of those things since I was a little kid apparently. So Matt and I got on and for the whole time, all I did was crack up laughing. They could hear me on the bank!! I swear I was almost pi**ing myself from laughing so much.
So anyway we had a pretty good time and got home about 6.30pm last night and I was exhausted. I just wanted to have a shower and then go to bed!!!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Christmas In Canberra
We finally got to Canberra at about 5.20pm and it was so good to finally get out of the car. I had to take my brother to his work first and that was in Queanbeyan (which is a little out of the way, but I didn't mind) and then we had to head out to Tuggeranong, to Princess Madds grandparents place. I was exhausted by the time that I got there and all I wanted was a Jack and coke!! LOL
So Princess Madds grandfather poured me a rather strong Jack and s**t it was good!! It went down rather quickly that is for sure. After a few more drinks, we had a really nice hot dinner and had quite a few laughs.
Then it was time to open the presents and Princess Madds got absolutely spoilt rotten!! I also got a book and a gift voucher, which was lovely, because I was able to get the new digital camera that I wanted!! :-)
It was so awesome to see Princess Madds and her grandparents smiles. They were all so happy to be spending Christmas together. Princess Madds loves her grandparents so much and unconditionally and they are the same with her. (She can do no wrong in her Poppy's eyes that is for sure!! LOL) I now know that I did the right thing by taking Princess Madds up there and that it will be a Christmas that she won't forget.
Anyway here are a couple of pics of me and Princess Madds.
Christmas
Well what a Christmas we have had!! :-) We woke up at 7 am on Tuesday morning (we would have slept alot later had TJ not messaged me, wishing me a merry christmas!!) and so I raced into Princess Madds bedroom and told her that Santa had been!! You should of seen her sleepy face!! It was rather cute!! She then began to rip open all her presents.
Princess Madds got a scooter from Santa and she was so excited about it!! She has been wanting one for about 3 months!! She also got alot of High School Musical stuff and was pretty chuffed with it all, I think, well I certainly hope so!! :-)
We then got packed and went over to my Mum's place to do more opening there. Mum (aka Santa to me!! LOL) gave me some really nice things!! New underwear, vanilla aroma stuff, a gift voucher for a facial and a leg wax, $150 gift voucher for the digital camera I wanted. Princess Madds then gave me a keyring, perfume, a painting she did, and that is all that I can think of at the moment.
Then it was off to Dan and TJ's place for breakfast. F**k me!! They certainly know how to put a spread on that is for sure!! :-) We had the biggest breakfast!! It was really nice to be there and to see some people that I haven't seen in a while.
Next stop was back to Mum's to get some roses to take out the the cemetary. Then off to the cemetary we go. I hate going there, but that is another story!! Then we had to head over to my cousin Kirrilee's place for lunch. By the time that I actually sat down over there, I was feeling exhausted already!! And I knew that I had a 3 hour drive ahead of me!!
We then opened all the presents and my god, all the presents around the tree, near took up half the room!!! After we opened all the presents, which took well over half an hour!!! Princess Madds, Chris and I decided to have our lunch instead of waiting because we had to get on the road. We had a really gorgeous lunch, and then it was time for the goodbyes.
Then it was on the road to canberra.....
Princess Madds got a scooter from Santa and she was so excited about it!! She has been wanting one for about 3 months!! She also got alot of High School Musical stuff and was pretty chuffed with it all, I think, well I certainly hope so!! :-)
We then got packed and went over to my Mum's place to do more opening there. Mum (aka Santa to me!! LOL) gave me some really nice things!! New underwear, vanilla aroma stuff, a gift voucher for a facial and a leg wax, $150 gift voucher for the digital camera I wanted. Princess Madds then gave me a keyring, perfume, a painting she did, and that is all that I can think of at the moment.
Then it was off to Dan and TJ's place for breakfast. F**k me!! They certainly know how to put a spread on that is for sure!! :-) We had the biggest breakfast!! It was really nice to be there and to see some people that I haven't seen in a while.
Next stop was back to Mum's to get some roses to take out the the cemetary. Then off to the cemetary we go. I hate going there, but that is another story!! Then we had to head over to my cousin Kirrilee's place for lunch. By the time that I actually sat down over there, I was feeling exhausted already!! And I knew that I had a 3 hour drive ahead of me!!
We then opened all the presents and my god, all the presents around the tree, near took up half the room!!! After we opened all the presents, which took well over half an hour!!! Princess Madds, Chris and I decided to have our lunch instead of waiting because we had to get on the road. We had a really gorgeous lunch, and then it was time for the goodbyes.
Then it was on the road to canberra.....
Monday, December 24, 2007
More Pi**ed pics!!!
Yeah here are a few more pics from last night.
I just got home from work and I am exhausted. I so need to just go and get a few hours sleep. Matt you are an extremely bad influence on me and hopefully we can get on the piss again together very soon!! :-)

Me using my favourite expression!! Tongue out and fingers up!! LOL

Matt looking a bit worse for wear!! :-)

S**t I was pissed by this time!! LOL
I just got home from work and I am exhausted. I so need to just go and get a few hours sleep. Matt you are an extremely bad influence on me and hopefully we can get on the piss again together very soon!! :-)
Me using my favourite expression!! Tongue out and fingers up!! LOL
Matt looking a bit worse for wear!! :-)
S**t I was pissed by this time!! LOL
Pi**ed again!!! LOL
Well I got on the piss yesterday afternoon and had a great time. One of my Mum's friends (who now I guess, I would call one of my friends) came over for a drink with me. It was a drink that lasted till late last night!!! The pics that we took are pretty shocking, especially of me, but I had a great time!!! We had the music blaring, I feel rather sorry for my neighbours this morning, but ah well s**t happens!! LOL

Pulling my favourite expressions!!
I finally got to bed about midnight last night and I have to go to work this morning and really don't feel like going. If Matt hadn't made me drink so much, then maybe I wouldn't be so tired this morning!! LOL
Anyway here are some pics from yesterdays drinking session!! More to come later, when I have the time to upload them.
Pulling my favourite expressions!!
Sunday, December 23, 2007
F**king Idiots!!!
OMG!!! Some people just want to p**s me off!! I had to drop someone off this morning, so head down town and the traffic wasn't too bad thank god!! I then had to go and pick Princess Madds up from my Dads place out at Quinty and then head back into town. I needed to get some fuel on the way back in, so stopped at the Silverlite as I have been told that they are one of the cheapest in town.
So I pull up there and there is only one bowser working. Thats cool, I can handle that. I had one car in front of me and they were taking their f**king time, so ofcourse this is me, I got frustrated. Then another car pulls in on the other side of the bowser and once the car in front of me moves, this old bat is already starting to fill her car up!! I was there first!! Stupid b**ch!! I was so frustrated by this time (10 minutes had already passed!!), then the old bat instead of getting her handbag out of the car and going to pay for her fuel, she walks over to some people that she knows and starts talking to them!! F**k me!! I am f**king pissed by now!! I can't start filling up my car till she has paid for hers!! So I go inside the servo and ask them to do whatever they need to do, so that I can fill my car up!! I finally am able to start filling my car up and then she comes out of the servo and just looks at me as though to say "Did I do something wrong?" Well f**k me, yes you did!! You have wasted another twenty minutes of my f**king day!!
Anyway am finally home now after the frustrating fuel stop and now I am trying to calm down (I think I might need a Jack and Coke at 11.13am!!) and trying to get all this bloody washing done!! I need a bloody maid!! Anyone know of any hot men that will wear a maids uniform? HAHAHA
So I pull up there and there is only one bowser working. Thats cool, I can handle that. I had one car in front of me and they were taking their f**king time, so ofcourse this is me, I got frustrated. Then another car pulls in on the other side of the bowser and once the car in front of me moves, this old bat is already starting to fill her car up!! I was there first!! Stupid b**ch!! I was so frustrated by this time (10 minutes had already passed!!), then the old bat instead of getting her handbag out of the car and going to pay for her fuel, she walks over to some people that she knows and starts talking to them!! F**k me!! I am f**king pissed by now!! I can't start filling up my car till she has paid for hers!! So I go inside the servo and ask them to do whatever they need to do, so that I can fill my car up!! I finally am able to start filling my car up and then she comes out of the servo and just looks at me as though to say "Did I do something wrong?" Well f**k me, yes you did!! You have wasted another twenty minutes of my f**king day!!
Anyway am finally home now after the frustrating fuel stop and now I am trying to calm down (I think I might need a Jack and Coke at 11.13am!!) and trying to get all this bloody washing done!! I need a bloody maid!! Anyone know of any hot men that will wear a maids uniform? HAHAHA
Two Days To Go!!
Only two more bloody days to go!! Holy s**t!! And I am actually ready!! That is the shocking part!! Normally I am down town today and tomorrow still rushing around madly trying to get last minute gifts. Well this year, I don't think that I have forgotten anyone (I certainly bloody hope that I haven't forgotten someone!!) Ah well if I have, they will just have to put up with it!! LOL
Princess Madds stayed with my Dad last night (he is back from Canberra for the holidays) and we went out to dinner at the Quinty pub last night, which was really nice. Then tonight my Mum is having Princess Madds, as she is on holidays and I have to work for a few hours tomorrow. Hopefully not for too long, I am feeling exhausted already!! (I guess that will teach me for being norty last night and not getting anywhere near enough sleep!!)
So today, I have to get all the washing done, folded/ironed, pack it all tonight when Princess Madds is not here and then hopefully she still won't know that we are going to Canberra for Christmas dinner.
Oh and I got Princess Madds a talking hairbrush!! I can't believe you can get them!! I want one!! LOL
Anyway two more days to go till the bloke in the big red suit comes to visit!! :-)
Princess Madds stayed with my Dad last night (he is back from Canberra for the holidays) and we went out to dinner at the Quinty pub last night, which was really nice. Then tonight my Mum is having Princess Madds, as she is on holidays and I have to work for a few hours tomorrow. Hopefully not for too long, I am feeling exhausted already!! (I guess that will teach me for being norty last night and not getting anywhere near enough sleep!!)
So today, I have to get all the washing done, folded/ironed, pack it all tonight when Princess Madds is not here and then hopefully she still won't know that we are going to Canberra for Christmas dinner.
Oh and I got Princess Madds a talking hairbrush!! I can't believe you can get them!! I want one!! LOL
Anyway two more days to go till the bloke in the big red suit comes to visit!! :-)
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