A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.
Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.
It was not clear how the situation arose.
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Note: I want to know what the f**k this bloke was thinking when he put 16 f**king washers on his c**k?? I must admit that I was crying from laughter when I read this article!!! :-) It gave me some entertainment for the day!!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Feeling Great!!
I am feeling bloody awesome today!! First of all my baby bro is coming home, my Stuie is coming home on the weekend and other things in my life are really starting to look up!!
Plus I have more f**king awesome news!! My mate Rach, is going to be in Oz from the 27th of December to the 6th of January!! F**k I am so f**king excited!! I near wet myself the other night when she told me that they had booked their tickets. Rach I think you need to email me copies of the tickets, so I can stop pinching myself and know that it is real!! LMFAO!!
I am sad about one thing though and that is the fact that my best mate is going through a really rough patch at the moment and I don't know how the f**k to fix things for her. I don't know what I can do to make things better for her, my hands are pretty much tied and I hate feeling helpless!! It is one emotion that I don't deal with very well at all. I am trying my best to do what I can to make her feel better and it is hard being where I am and she is not here with me. I wish she was here just so I could give her a huge f**king hug!!
Anyway that is about it from me for today with all of my news!! I don't think that I can handle anymore excitement after the past few days!! :-)
Plus I have more f**king awesome news!! My mate Rach, is going to be in Oz from the 27th of December to the 6th of January!! F**k I am so f**king excited!! I near wet myself the other night when she told me that they had booked their tickets. Rach I think you need to email me copies of the tickets, so I can stop pinching myself and know that it is real!! LMFAO!!
I am sad about one thing though and that is the fact that my best mate is going through a really rough patch at the moment and I don't know how the f**k to fix things for her. I don't know what I can do to make things better for her, my hands are pretty much tied and I hate feeling helpless!! It is one emotion that I don't deal with very well at all. I am trying my best to do what I can to make her feel better and it is hard being where I am and she is not here with me. I wish she was here just so I could give her a huge f**king hug!!
Anyway that is about it from me for today with all of my news!! I don't think that I can handle anymore excitement after the past few days!! :-)
Busta Rhymes ft. Linkin Park - We Made It [GREAT QUALITY!]
F**king love this song, so am going to leave it as a post!! :-)
Baby Bro Is Coming Home For The Weekend!!!
F**k I am so excited!! My baby bro is coming home for the weekend!! It is going to be huge!! He will be home at about 6 on Friday night (when I have to be at Young dropping Princess Madds off to her father), but when I get back, look out JD & Cokes!! We are planning on just sinking as much piss as we can!! Chris is bringing his best mate Keith with him and the last time that they were home, it was bad!!! I literally could not f**king walk!! They f**ked me up that much!! Ah but it was so worth it!!
Here is a picture from the last time that they were down of me and the damage that they f**kind did to me!! LMFAO!!
F**king Goneskis!!!
And then my beloved Stuie is coming home for the weekend too, just because I wanted him to!! F**k I love ya Stu and can't wait to see you!!
Will definitely post pictures of the damage that they cause!!!
Here is a picture from the last time that they were down of me and the damage that they f**kind did to me!! LMFAO!!
F**king Goneskis!!!
And then my beloved Stuie is coming home for the weekend too, just because I wanted him to!! F**k I love ya Stu and can't wait to see you!!
Will definitely post pictures of the damage that they cause!!!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Chester Pictures!!
I was looking on the net before and my lordy!! F**k me there are so many f**king hot pictures of Chester!! F**k he is hot!! Everyone thinks that I am crazy for thinking he is hot, but hey each to their own!! LMFAO!! I don't know what it is with guys that are really skinny and dark haired!! It is just what I like!! Maybe it is because I am so skinny and am dark haired myself!! Who knows.
When my bro and I were at the concert, the moment that Chester took his shirt off, I thought I was going to choke!! My bro looked at me and yelled at the top of his lungs in my ear "Keep it in your f**king pants sis!!" F**king smartarse Chris is, but it was pretty f**king funny and true!! LMFAO!!
He just looks so sweet!! :-) 
When my bro and I were at the concert, the moment that Chester took his shirt off, I thought I was going to choke!! My bro looked at me and yelled at the top of his lungs in my ear "Keep it in your f**king pants sis!!" F**king smartarse Chris is, but it was pretty f**king funny and true!! LMFAO!!
Anyway I am going to share some of my favourite pictures of my "other" favourite man!! So here's Chester!!! :-)
He just looks so sweet!! :-)
F**k he is in jeans here and I love it!!
Love his tatts!!! :-)
Faint - Linkin Park
I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can seethese scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believethis is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
[Chorus](I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident
Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make sense
I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(No)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored!!!
Note: The bold part of the lyrics is my favourite part of the song!! :-)
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can seethese scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believethis is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
[Chorus](I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident
Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make sense
I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(No)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored!!!
Note: The bold part of the lyrics is my favourite part of the song!! :-)
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Why Aren't People Helpful Anymore??
My boss's wife and I went into the Telstra shop today to get some help with our phone bills at work. (Being that I used to work for Telstra at Salmat, I knew alot of what I wanted etc.) Anyway this bloke (must say that I was perving and my boss's wife caught me out too!!! LMAO He was f**king hot!!) was just not helpful. Maybe he was new, I don't know but he really didn't know that much and I think that I knew more about what we needed and wanted than he did and I haven't worked at Salmat since the end of 2004!! Maybe he doesn't really want his job or doesn't like it, because he just didn't seem to really give a flying f**k about helping us. Maybe he was having a really bad day, but it just seems that nowadays, no one wants to f**king help anymore. Why is that?? F**k I don't know!!
Anyway it was an interesting time at the Telstra shop. Atleast I got to look at some rather nice eye candy!! :-)
Anyway it was an interesting time at the Telstra shop. Atleast I got to look at some rather nice eye candy!! :-)
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Nortynessy has her own beer!!!
I have forgotten to tell everyone about my beer!!
I got a parcel from Rach a couple of weeks ago and inside it was a bottle of beer. I was a bit perplexed until I read the label and it is called "Nessie"!! How f**king cool is that!! I have alcomohol named after me!! LMAO!!!
Anyway so here is a pic of my beer!!!
Quotes 4
There is one Being, this self; It neither comes nor goes. - Swami Vivekananda
Truth resides in the heart of every man. - Mahatma Gandhi
To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom. - Krishnamurti
Growing up means accepting the concept of no. - Swami Prajnanpad
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. - Confucious
The mind is very difficult to see, very delicate and subtle; It moves and lands wherever it pleases. The wise one should guard his mind, For a guarded mind brings happiness. - The Dhammapada
That which you have tried yourself, whicj you have experienced, which you have recognized as true, and which will be beneficial to you and to others; believe that, and shape your conduct to it. - Buddha
Truth resides in the heart of every man. - Mahatma Gandhi
To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom. - Krishnamurti
Growing up means accepting the concept of no. - Swami Prajnanpad
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. - Confucious
The mind is very difficult to see, very delicate and subtle; It moves and lands wherever it pleases. The wise one should guard his mind, For a guarded mind brings happiness. - The Dhammapada
That which you have tried yourself, whicj you have experienced, which you have recognized as true, and which will be beneficial to you and to others; believe that, and shape your conduct to it. - Buddha
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