New Website

Found this new website the other day and am gonna give it a bit of a crack. It is called elance.com. The idea behind it is that you go and create a profile and people who wants jobs done, like IT work or typing, can come and find your skills and hire you to do work over the internet!! Don't know if it really does work yet, but gonna give it a bit of a crack and see how it goes. Will keep you updated if I get any extra work.

It's Not Fair - Lily Allen

I love this song!!! It cracks me up!!!

Oh he treats me with respect

He says he loves me all the time

He calls me 15 times a day

He likes to make sure that I'm fine

You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure

He's not like all them other boys

They're all so dumb and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head

Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me

Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shameI look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

More Weird News

Allahmanamjad Barbel, 21, sought help in February at the police station in Barnstable, Mass., after his sister playfully put handcuffs on him at a birthday party and couldn't get them off. Police removed them and then, after running his name through the computer, discovered several outstanding warrants and immediately re-cuffed him. [Cape Cod Times, 2-11-09]

Weird Biology
"Reproduction is no fun if you're a squid," said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the insemination process especially traumatic. Sperm deposits can be extensive and burdensome to the female and are delivered by the reckless slashing of the skin by the male. In fact, according to a December report in Germany's Der Spiegel, in the darkness the male sometimes misses the female altogether and inseminates himself. [Spiegel Online, 12-23-08]

"Glad that I am not a squid that is for sure!!"

Recurring Themes: In February, David Hampton, 23, was charged in Charlotte County, Fla., with robbing a BP gas station and became the latest such robber to run out of gas in his getaway car even though minutes earlier, obviously, he had been present at a gas station. [WWSB-TV (Sarasota), 2-9-09]

Paul Sanchez, 67, an "occasional" golfer, filed a lawsuit in Brentwood, N.H., in February against the Candia Woods Golf Links for a 2006 incident in which his approach shot hit a yard marker in the fairway, bounced back, and struck him in the eye. Sanchez claimed the course owners were negligent in placing the sign in the fairway and also should have warned him that balls would bounce off of it. [Manchester Union Leader, 2-4-09]