Beautiful People - Chris Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHxlzcAPbBE

She's Back

Yeah I know it has been a while since I posted a blog, but so many things have happened and I just haven't had a chance to keep up with it.

But guess what!! Norty fucking Nessy is back!! LOL

Look out blogging world, here I come!!

New Website

Found this new website the other day and am gonna give it a bit of a crack. It is called elance.com. The idea behind it is that you go and create a profile and people who wants jobs done, like IT work or typing, can come and find your skills and hire you to do work over the internet!! Don't know if it really does work yet, but gonna give it a bit of a crack and see how it goes. Will keep you updated if I get any extra work.

It's Not Fair - Lily Allen

I love this song!!! It cracks me up!!!

Oh he treats me with respect

He says he loves me all the time

He calls me 15 times a day

He likes to make sure that I'm fine

You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure

He's not like all them other boys

They're all so dumb and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head

Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me

Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shameI look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

More Weird News

Allahmanamjad Barbel, 21, sought help in February at the police station in Barnstable, Mass., after his sister playfully put handcuffs on him at a birthday party and couldn't get them off. Police removed them and then, after running his name through the computer, discovered several outstanding warrants and immediately re-cuffed him. [Cape Cod Times, 2-11-09]

Weird Biology
"Reproduction is no fun if you're a squid," said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the insemination process especially traumatic. Sperm deposits can be extensive and burdensome to the female and are delivered by the reckless slashing of the skin by the male. In fact, according to a December report in Germany's Der Spiegel, in the darkness the male sometimes misses the female altogether and inseminates himself. [Spiegel Online, 12-23-08]

"Glad that I am not a squid that is for sure!!"

Recurring Themes: In February, David Hampton, 23, was charged in Charlotte County, Fla., with robbing a BP gas station and became the latest such robber to run out of gas in his getaway car even though minutes earlier, obviously, he had been present at a gas station. [WWSB-TV (Sarasota), 2-9-09]

Paul Sanchez, 67, an "occasional" golfer, filed a lawsuit in Brentwood, N.H., in February against the Candia Woods Golf Links for a 2006 incident in which his approach shot hit a yard marker in the fairway, bounced back, and struck him in the eye. Sanchez claimed the course owners were negligent in placing the sign in the fairway and also should have warned him that balls would bounce off of it. [Manchester Union Leader, 2-4-09]

HUGE NEWS!!!

Well I have big news!!! Actually it is f**king massive news!! :-)

Drum roll please!! :-)

Nortynessy will be flying out of Australia near the end of March and heading to Houston, Texas, USA for almost 2 weeks. F**k I am excited!! I can not wait!! I have a bit over 7 months and I will be flying out. I am going to be with my mate Rach and a heap of others so it is going to be just one big pi** up for nortynessy!! :-)

Only bad thing that has happened lately is my passport application got rejected and it was because the guy that I work with has a different address on his licence and his electoral roll. Man I was pi**ed off when I got the letter for the passport place. But I have 21 days to get someone else to do it for me. Just gotta go and find the photos again!!

So I am one f**king excited nortynessy. So there is my huge f**king news!! :-)

More Weird News!!

Car dealer Walter Moore of Max Motors in Butler, Mo. (an hour south of Kansas City), announced in May a free premium to every car purchaser: either $250 worth of gasoline or a gift certificate for a handgun. He told KMBC-TV that 80 percent of customers choose the gun. [KMBC-TV (Kansas City), 5-20-08]

Cardiologists at Hartford (Conn.) Hospital, writing in the June Annals of Emergency Medicine, described a patient suffering from irregular heartbeat whose rhythm was restored to normal following a Tasering by police. [Medical News Today, 5-28-08] (And who would have thought that tasering could come in handy!!! LOL)

Races Today

Well my Mum has scored some free tickets to the races today, so that looks like where I will be. :-) Plus I am getting free drinks!! You gotta f**king love that!! And I don't even think I am going to drink Jack today. I am feeling like it is a champagne and OJ day!! LOL

We went shopping on Thursday night and my Mum bought me a really awesome outfit for the races!! She went crazy with the spending, but I was loving it because she was spending on me!!! Will definitely post pictures from today, I am going to get s**t faced!! LMAO!!

Afternoon Tea

Well the girls in my block of units decided that we were going to be ladies this afternoon and we were going to an "afternoon tea". F**k me dead!! I ain't no f**king lady!! Actually I can be a lady when the time is called for, although I don't like doing it!! So anyway we all had a really nice time just sitting around and talking and eating lots of yummy food!!!

Here are some pics from this afternoon.

It's Been A While Lyrics

It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high and it's been a while
Since I first saw you
It's been a while since i could stand on my own two feet again
and it's been a while since i could call you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means

It's been a while
since i could say that i wasn't addicted and
It's been a while
Since I could say I love myself as well and
It's been a while

Since I've gone and fucked things up just like i always do
It's been a while
But all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again

Why must i feel this way?
just make this go away
just one more peaceful day

Its been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight and it's been awhile
since i said i'm sorry
It's been awhile
Since I've seen the way the candles light your face
It's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
I know it's me i cannot blame this on my father
he did the best he could for me
It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high and
it's been a while since i said i'm sorry